If you love someone

If You Love Someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

 "  If you love someone,
   Set her free...
   If she comes back, she's yours,
   If she doesn't, she never was.... "


THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:
   If you love someone,
   Set her free ...
   If she ever comes back, she's yours,
   If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
   If you love someone,
   Set her free ...
   Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
   If you love someone,
   Set her free ...
   If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
   If you love someone,
   Set her free ...
   If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
   If you love someone, Set her free ...
   If she doesn't come back,
   continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful
   If you love someone,
   Set her free ...
   If she comes back, and if you love her still,
   set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:
   if(you-love(m_she))
   m_she.free()
   if(m_she == NULL)
   m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
   If you love someone,
   Set her free,
   In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
   If you love someone,
   Set her free,
   Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
   Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
   If you love someone,
   Set her free,
   She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
   If you love someone,
   Set her free,
   If she loves you, the probability of her coming
   back is high
   If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
   anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
   If you love someone,
   Set her free,
   SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
   If you love someone
   don't set her free.

MBA :
   If you love someone set her free instantaneously
   and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
   If you love someone
   set her free
   If she comes back her super ego is dominant
   If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
   If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Finance expert :
   If you love someone
   set her free
   If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
   If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
   If you love someone
   set her free
   If she comes back she has brand loyalty
   If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

If it made you smile, share kijiye
If it didn't, still share kijjiye..it might make the other fella smile :)

Smile

Making people cry or sad is very easy, but making them laugh or even smile is a very difficult job. I always try and ensure that people around me always smile. 'No matter how my mood is, i don't have any right to spoil other people's time' - this is what keeps on going in my mind. Hence, i believe one must always smile and help others smile.

I made this picture around half an hour back. My friend(jay,seen in the pic) was not in the best of his moods and so i had decided to do something about it. I did not meet him the whole day and hence couldn't possibly use my sad jokes(not so sad also ha) to make him smile. Late in the night this idea struck me and i started going through the college pictures, I found this one in the traditional day folder and made into a poster. Well, at the end of all when i showed him this the same night, he was happy ! I achieved what I wanted to and plus I felt good too. So my ultimate motive here is to tell you all that making someone smile is a good work and a percent  increase in your chances of getting a seat in heaven. Oley (cheers) !

My Work

Some of my time pass work with photoshop. The pictures here mostly include me and my friends. All the work seen here is only for personal use and thus does not violate any copyrights.

Tu jane na (Ajab Prem Ki Ghajab Kahani) - lyrics

Kaise Batayein,
Kyu Tujh ko Chahe,
Yaara bata na Paaye

Baatein dil o ki,
Dekho Jo Baaki,
Aankhein tujhe Samjhaye

Tu Jaane Na,
Tu Jaane Na,
Tu Jaane Na,
Tu Jaane Na

mil ke bhi,
Hum na Mile,
tumse na jaane Kyu,
Milo ke hai Fansle..

Tumse Na jaane kyu
Anjaane Hai SilSile,
Tum Se Na Jaane Kyu,
Sapno hai Palko Tale,
Tum Se Na Jaane Kyu,

Kaise Batayein,
Kyu Tujh ko Chahe,
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Yaara bata na Paaye

Baatein dil o ki,
Dekho Jo Baaki,
Aankhein tujhe Samjhaye

Tu Jaane Na,
Tu Jaane Na,
Tu Jaane Na,
Tu Jaane Na

Nigahon mein dekho,
jo hai bas gaya,
woh hai milta tumse,
hu ba hu..

Jaane teri Aankhein thi,
ya baatein thi,
Wajah..
hue tum jo,
dil ki aarzoo

hum pass ho ke bhi,
tum aas ho ke bhi,
ehsaas ho ke bhi...
apne nahi..
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aise hai hum ko gileh..
tumse najaane kyu..

meelo ke hai fansle
tum se na jaane kyu..

tu jaane na..
tu jaane na..
tu jaane na..

ohh
jaane na.
jaane na, jaane na
tu jaane na..

Khyalon mein laakohn baatein,
yu toh keh gaya,
bola kuch na tere sahmney..

hue na begaane bhi tum hoke,
aur dekho tum mere hi na bane..
afsos hota hai,
dil bhi yeh rota hai

Sapne sanjota hoa..
pagla hua,
soche yeh..
hum the mile
tume se na jaane kyu,

meelo ke hai fansle
tum se na jaane kyu..
anjaane hai silsile,
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tumse najaane kyu,
sapne hai palko tale,
tumse najaane kyu..


Kaise Batayein,
Kyu Tujh ko Chahe,
Yaara bata na Paaye

Baatein dil o ki,
Dekho Jo Baaki,
Aankhein tujhe Samjhaye

Tu Jaane Na,
Tu Jaane Na..

Love

I hardly watch movies but then sometimes its ok. There's this movie 'Mohabbatein' (love's plural :P). I really liked one of the dialogue. It is very touching and also relates to one of my ideologies i.e. Being Yourself.



"koi pyaar kare toh tumse kare,
tum jaise ho waise kare,
koi tumhe badal kar pyaar kare,
toh woh pyaar nahi, sauda kare
aur sahiba, pyaar mein sauda nahi hota" :)